Using Windows on the Internet is like having a unprotected sex with a member of the opposite sex you met in a club. Looks good enough for you, does what you need it to, but the risk of infection is high.

Using Linux on the internet is like having unprotected sex with a cow. It’s harder to catch a compatible infection, but it’s ugly and unlikely to play any of the games you’d like it to.

Found at DMAX.